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Reading Exercise: Poems and Jokes » Joke: The Mother-in-Law


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แม่ยายมีลูกเขยสามคน
maaeF yaaiM meeM luukF kheeuyR saamR khohnM
A [certain] mother-in-law had three sons-in-law.
จะทดสอบว่าคนไหนจะรักแม่ยายมากกว่า
jaL thohtH saawpL waaF khohnM naiR jaL rakH maaeF yaaiM maakF gwaaL
She tested them so see which one loved their mother-in-law more than [the others].
จึงแกล้งเดินไปที่สระน้ำแล้วแกล้งตกลงไป
jeungM glaaengF deernM bpaiM theeF saL naamH laaeoH glaaengF dtohkL lohngM bpaiM
So, she pretended to walk toward the swimming pool and accidently fall in.
ลูกเขยคนแรกโยนห่วงยางให้
luukF kheeuyR khohnM raaekF yo:hnM huaangL yaangM haiF
The first son-in-law threw her a life saving ring.
แม่ยายไม่จมน้ำ
maaeF yaaiM maiF johmM naamH
The mother-in-law was saved from drowning.
เช้ามาแม่ยายซื้อรถ บีเอ็ม มาจอดหน้าบ้านพร้อมข้อความว่า "ของขวัญจากแม่ยาย"
chaaoH maaM maaeF yaaiM seuuH rohtH beeM emM maaM jaawtL naaF baanF phraawmH khaawF khwaamM waaF khaawngR khwanR jaakL maaeF yaaiM
The next morning the mother-in-law bought a BMW and parked it in front of her son-in-law’s house with a note saying, “A gift from your mother-in-law”.
ทดสอบลูกเขยคนที่สองแกล้งตกน้ำ
thohtH saawpL luukF kheeuyR khohnM theeF saawngR glaaengF dtohkL naamH
Then she tested her second son-in-law by pretending to fall into the pool.
ลูกเขยกระโดดลงไปช่วยขึ้นมา
luukF kheeuyR graL do:htL lohngM bpaiM chuayF kheunF maaM
The son-in-law jumped into [the pool] to help [her] out.
วันรุ่งขึ้นมีรถ เบนซ์ จอดหน้าบ้าน พร้อม ๆข้อความว่า "ของขวัญจากแม่ยาย"
wanM roongF kheunF meeM rohtH baehnM jaawtL naaF baanF phraawmH phraawmH khaawF khwaamM waaF khaawngR khwanR jaakL maaeF yaaiM
The next day there was a Mercedes parked in front of his house accompanied by a note saying, “This is a gift from your mother-in-law”.
และต่อมาทดสอบลูกเขยคนที่สาม แกล้งตกอีก
laeH dtaawL maaM thohtH saawpL luukF kheeuyR khohnM theeF saamR glaaengF dtohkL eekL
And, later on, she tested her third son-in-law by pretending to fall into the pool again.
เขยที่สามเฉยไม่ช่วย
kheeuyR theeF saamR cheeuyR maiF chuayF
The third son-in-law ignored her and did nothing to help her.
ปรากฏว่าแม่ยายจมน้ำตาย
bpraaM gohtL waaF maaeF yaaiM johmM naamH dtaaiM
And so, the mother-in-law drowned.
วันรุ่งขึ้นมี ลัมโบร์กีนี คันละยี่สิบล้านจอดหน้าบ้านพร้อมข้อความ "ของขวัญจากพ่อตา
wanM roongF kheunF meeM lamM bo:hM geeM neeM khanM laH yeeF sipL laanH jaawtL naaF baanF phraawmH khaawF khwaamM khaawngR khwanR jaakL phaawF dtaaM
The next morning a Lamborghini costing 20 million showed up in front of the [third son-in-law’s] home with a note saying, “A gift from your father-in-law".